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Comparing hair lenght

2009-08-02T07:55:00.001-07:00

I bet the monks have shorter hair than me. I feel better already.

zzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaa

2009-07-19T05:22:00.000-07:00

IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO END THIS WAY.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
I look like a smiley.
shit.

-WEIL-

the shamcoocoo

2009-07-12T20:49:00.000-07:00

Yea, just in case you forgot people who have to be in wheelchairs shouldn't stand.

I'm damn bored, stuck at home. With Long as company because he's sick as well. Good thing I'm going back to school tomorrow. Where I'm gonna get three days worth of homework. Shaizer.

I don't know what to post about. so i'm gonna talk about monkeys. They're hairy and eat off each other's bodies and teach their children to be annoying.

-WEIL-

spartapon

2009-07-09T20:52:00.001-07:00

How epic is this? very. too bad it's not really happening. Pata Pata SpartaPon!

I'm sick. Literally. I woke up with a fever. So I didn't go to school since they would chase me out anyways. Now I need an mc. Debate on monday and we're meeting tomorrow. I'll probably still be sick. Yay. Successfully skipped debate.

I got my notification letter yesterday. Gonna get my warning letter soon enough. 6+4 = 10. right?

-WEIL-

whatchu gonna do?

2009-06-30T07:10:00.000-07:00

Well, as usual, my feelings against vegans and vegetarians.
You don't like the food chain.
You think that killing an animal is bad when it's a thing called nature's way.
You replace meat with tofu.
SOME IDIOT ACTUALLY THINKS MEAT IS MADE.
Oh yeah, did i mention that meat gives way more energy than vegetables?
To summarize this, I'd like to say. Being vegetarian makes you a vegetable, because you are what you eat. stupid green people.

Oh yeah, I'm on the debate team for English. How effed-up is that? I think suba choose by order one lah. The team member all sit in one diagonal line one. I not happy, so troublesome to prepare all that shit.

Went to jam just now. The crash cymbal is a trash cymbal (china cymbal) how nice. It's bent out of shape and looks like a wafer. Appetizing, don't you think?

I'm bored.

-WEIL-

Pop Pop Pop

2009-06-26T08:23:00.000-07:00

Yes, i know. I just scared the shit out of some of you. But. the king of Pop has. Popped the bucket. And now, a moment of silence where we spend some time thinking about what he's done for us.

Now, We need to find a new King of Pop. Auditions are open now. Register at your closest awesome person.
Competition will be subject to changes.

Terms and conditions apply.

-WEIL-

tying up the loose ends.

2009-06-17T06:35:00.000-07:00

Oh wow, all those hidden messages. It's actually another company. You gotta get in the van to get Mitchell's Whores.

So, today, I went to cut my hair. What happened was horrible. I went with Nai, and then i sat down. I told the aunty to cut the sides. Then she said, "mmm" So I believed that she understood. That was until, she moved the scissors to the back of my head. and. SNIP. That was when, as Ian kindly puts it "One ball drop liao." Even better. She moved to the front of my head. Then, Snip. Fringe gone. And as Ian puts it kindly, "The other one also drop liao".

And no, clement. It's not because you hit my nades.

So, here's the story on Cchan hitting me in the jewels.
I was INNOCENTLY walking around in the parade square during drills. Then I went to stand beside Clement. Then he raised his hand, and hit me in the nuts. That's not all. Almost immediately after that. Bing(dunno which one) told us to fall in. So after we fall in. I went to report sick. And Ian was there. So the thing was like,

Me: Sir, Report Sick.
Ian: Why?
Me: Clement hit me in the balls, very pain.
Ian: Never mind one lah, wait a little bit then ok liao lah.

Then he made us continue. I know you guys are crying from the touching story.

Ah yes, in Church Camp, I-Zack tried to get me to catch him when he jumped off the stage. He landed with my knees at his nuts. Awesome reaction man, makes me laugh when i rethink it.

I gotz nothing leftz to sayz lolx.

-WEIL-

Lord of the Ka-Chings: Return of the King

2009-06-15T21:20:00.000-07:00

AI AM BACKZ YOZ, TAIM TOOH WELLCUM ME BAAC.

To infinity and beyond! actually, just 5 days

2009-06-10T06:45:00.000-07:00

How nice, A free bath.

I'm going to Malaysia. Where the Swine Flu is. To combat it because I am. SUPPERMAN! I'm going to Malaysia, for five days. Maybe I'll give some people my malaysia number. Maybe I won't give some people. I don't know, You can ask YouLiang to pass me a message. He's MALAYsian.

Let me end off with this.
If you want to save the earth, you're not doing very well. Not when your computer is on.

-WEIL-

a free trip to pen island

2009-06-08T05:46:00.000-07:00

I'd beg to differ. I believe it's a Solution Win! Who wouldn't want a corrupted file? I mean, you might as well throw in a virus in the file so that the tutor you're handing it in to won't ever be able to open it.

Went over to Dexter's house just now, played GH:WT and introduced noclip in L4D to him, We love seeing zombies jumping off the building while you're safely flying around. And we love to see Hunters pounce on us in god mode to see how much blood a person can lose.

I need to start packing for Church Camp. But I'm Not. Yay.

-WEILIEW-

Oh My wowowowowowowowowowowow

2009-06-07T19:36:00.001-07:00

Now, how long has it been since you saw this? I started listening to Kiss again. In fact, I started listening to songs from before I was born. Blast to the past.

Flying a kite is a dangerous procedure, you can get hit in the head by a crashing kite. So, when you're flying a kite, just to be safe, wear a safety helmet. Like in construction sites.

I'm still secretly hoping that when I look at the full moon I will transform into a werewolf. But, oh well.

Dexter's house. 360360360360360360

-WEIL-

Santa is Satan spelt with a typo.

2009-06-05T05:52:00.000-07:00

Yes, I want thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis. So does salee. So, anyone that has PayPal. Thank you. THANK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. (soulja boy tell'em)

dumdeedumdeedum. I'm addicted to Reaper. Too bad I'm finishing season 2. And I'm bored.
I want to fly kite. Yes, like sam. I want to fly kite. yay.

-WEIL-

Do the wrong thing, Think, Go back and make it worse.

2009-06-02T06:33:00.000-07:00

Sometimes, when you try to correct your mistake, it ends up sounding worse. But sometimes it ends up ok. Good news is, at least you know you did something wrong, which is better than people that end up deluded and thinking that they're doing the right thing, when they're not. ESPECIALLY baa baa black sheep.

Didn't go for camp today, ended up watching Reaper for 7 hours. Nearly covered the whole season. awesome. I need entertainment ok?

-WEIL-

plastiglass glassimetal

2009-05-25T06:34:00.000-07:00

This is what your computer monitor will look like after you see dolly's pictures. I saw a glass tube that broke off. I tried to break it in my hands, then I realized it was glass. So i put it down. Then i proceeded to throw it on the ground where it shattered into pretty, shiny, dangerous pieces. How smart of me.

My sister's leaving for Europe today, so that means everyone's gone to europe except me. But only because i want to go to school. How studious.

-WEIL-

20 dollars nosebleed

2009-05-24T06:00:00.000-07:00

I was watching Happy tree friends just now. It's forever known as the, looks kiddy but not kiddy at all show to me. And by the way George, THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS TOO KIDDY.

I was having a very boring dream, about a whole group of people walking down some road. In the afternoon, and no cars. (which means it's obviously a dream) Then suddenly, I woke up, and i felt something moving down my face. I wiped it and it was blood. Before anyone thinks i'm a vampire, it was a nosebleed. Quite a bad one at that. I woke up at 4. It stopped bleeding at 430. lol. Then my sister had to clear up all the blood. Then she said "whoa, you'll fail as a murderer leh, everywhere also have your blood" So, I think i'm allergic to senseless dreams.

Oh, and i found out that i actually slept better after that lol.

-WEIL-

Editing posts.

2009-05-22T04:52:00.000-07:00

Forgiven and Forgotten. It's amazing how much doing nothing helps.

-WEIL-

post number 69 + 1

2009-05-21T06:19:00.000-07:00

Yea, that's right. So I'M the main attraction here. Not the trees, they can't move, can they? The previous post was post 69, which is something i shouldn't have missed.

Another thing i shouldn't have missed, is the results of the American Idol Finals. Because, apparently the guy with the good boy looks won. Hoozah for the good guys.

I need a quote to end of the day.
how about.
GFY

-WEIL-

very dramatic

2009-05-20T07:00:00.000-07:00

Wouldn't it be awesome to have a mask like that. Then you use it every time you say a pedo-related joke. Yes, my new aim in life is to get this mask. And to figure out how to use the Electric piano in band. Stupid, tricky pedal.

I passed more subjects than i failed, which is a good thing. But not to my sister. Noooooooooo, everything's too bad for my sister.

-WEIL-

oh sh---

2009-05-19T05:05:00.000-07:00

It's bryan's face. Taken with my sister's big ass camera. I forgot what it's called. a DS something.

I realized I get pang seh-ed all the time! SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT. It even takes me a while to realize these sort of things.

I can't think of anything to blog about. Except that playing the tuba now hurts. Sian.

-WEIL-

what happens when you sun your clothes in the night?

2009-05-18T09:23:00.000-07:00

If you're wondering what link there is between sunning clothes and dirty jobs? there is none. I'm just watching the show at the moment. So, if you hang your clothes at night, is it called mooning the clothes? But if it's called mooning the clothes, that means you're showing your butt to the clothes. So, I need your help, Bill Nye the Science guy.

Apparently, a Puma is actually a big cat! I always thought it was a dog-related thing. I guess that explains the long slender body. And the long tail.

And remember, you should shout "I know you're listening" into the air when you're alone, so that you can freak the people spying on you. And if they're not spying on you, no one will know you're actually doing that. Good idea right.

-WEIL-

bloo

2009-05-17T17:05:00.000-07:00

omg omg omg bryan's in my house! AHHHHHHH

rise or die trying

2009-05-16T04:58:00.000-07:00

Somewhere, you might see a Made In China sign. Because it's bottled water in a can. How amazing.

Got 21st Century Breakdown just now, got a poster along with it. Conclusion: Buy cds for the posters. Gotta get 'em all.

Went to Macritchie, went to the tree top walk. Let's just say that it's a little unstable. Damn suspension bridges. Oh, I saw a squirrel, Kingfisher, and 6 KamWahs. I'm gonna end up as a treehugger one day. Damn, mother nature is one hot lady.

-WEIL-

you gotta be this tall to ride

2009-05-15T07:36:00.000-07:00

Never thought Pac-man had teeth right. This fossil was found in a very old arcade game. Apparently, some guy was thought that the ghosts in Pac-man were friends and decided to give them a hug. Too many time.

Ok, I'm bored. The exams are over, which means it's normal school days from now on. How tiring. Also, I realised that my only source of activity is reading Fmylife and comics. I feel like i'm gonna die and rot from inactivity. I need a life. But I'm better off than Chaykamwah. Who gets entertainment from pulling hair out of his legs. Strand by strand.

Star Trek, need to watch. Who wants to watch?

-WEIL-

Rock, paper, SAW-21

2009-05-14T06:19:00.000-07:00

That's what happens when you try too much to look good. Your face gets screwed.
Like what happened with my hacking restaurant city. Negative points, My restaurant's too big for the level. So I get kicked out everytime I go in. SCHYLARCHE. (that meant very ass)(In my language)

Oh yea, awesome quote from some guy in the French Legion
"Pain is just weakness leaving the body"
-Dude from the French Legion

-WEIL-

it's morphine time.

2009-05-11T06:47:00.000-07:00

If you're ugly, have really big, spark making, non-damaging weapons, and have the ability to increase your size like a papaya on steroids, then you're pretty much screwed when you encounter this team. That's cos, It's a party. Of Red Rangers. Yea. Just a few notches below Chuck Norris. (Please don't hit me)

Well, I gotta say. After I made that dreamcatcher, I've been getting longer dreams. But it's probably got nothing to do with it. Just yesterday I was dreaming that I could teleport. And I went into everybody's house in the middle of the night and everyone freaked out. Then I can't remember who, but I saw a person's mom. Then she asked "What're you doing here?"(apparently she remembers me. I'm sooooo rememberable.) then I said," Just visiting." Then She said"Ok." And walked away. Now, how awesome a mom is that? But I really hope this world's the dream, and the dreamland's the real world. That way, I can be a superhero! Like Hiro!

Now, on the topic of dreaming. There's the stupid school, crushing all our dreams, because they want their grades. Well, I gotta say, Let us dream man. It's not like everybody's Dolly who has nightmares of getting bad grades and kicked out of prom nights right. I mean, even astronauts dream of being on earth. And I wonder if dead people dream. Like, dead dreams.

omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomonomonomnomnom.

I wonder why everybody's panicking about tomorow, not like there's anything important happening, right?

-WEIL-

long long long

2009-05-09T08:08:00.000-07:00

omg long's in my house! AHHHHHHHHHHH

requirements we're looking for.

2009-05-08T09:40:00.000-07:00

Just sent parents off on their plane flight. So now i'm stuck at home with my sister and me. Stayover anybody?

I was thinking of posting something just now, but i forgot what i wanted to post. Too bad. And there's no mathland tomorow, OH NO! it's the end of the world.

-WEIL-

Long's unlucky day.

2009-05-07T07:21:00.000-07:00

Oh, and before I forget, I need to apologize to Long for spoiling his amulet. so, SORRY LONG! Here's what happened after school.

First, I tried to do a falcon punch on Long. Which worked. Too well. I hit Long, and his amulet broke. So the tiger tooth went flying. like, PSHHUUUUUUUUUU, clink clink. like what korean sounded like when he ran past me. Then, I tried to do that thing, where leonardo dicaprio(or however you spell his weird name) spits into the ocean in titanic? I missed the drain, and I hit Long's hand. His middle finger, to be exact. So he points it at me.

How eventful.

-Weil-

Teeth

2009-05-07T07:15:00.000-07:00

After second day of braces, i think i have ONE ulcer. booyeah, I own. And so you see, humans aren't made to be vegetarian. It's just not in our blood, or our teeth. So to all you vegans, EXPLAIN THAT.

Somehow, I always end up swallowing the braces wax. So I scratch my cheeks and lips. Wow. I can talk to people and they don't notice I have braces. impressive. In total, I've watched two movies about psychos in two day. Yay, it's like a new trend, psycho shows.

I'm bored, no one talks to me. sadface.

-weil-

Jonas sisters

2009-05-04T05:24:00.000-07:00

This is, just. wow. mind blowing (insert witty comment+actions here). If you check, it's actually correct. Oh yeah, you're supposed to look at the words, not the rack. Monkey.

Oh yeah, shit happens when you try to listen to two very different genres at the same time. Like Metal + Classical. Or Rock with Ballad. Of course, Miley cyrus tried headbanging during a ballad. Awesome, she made it look more disgusting than her face. And here's what happens while you get confused. Here's what happened this morning.

Me: Let's me try listening to two songs at one go.
Long: Ok, -gives me headphone-
JH: -gives me headphone-
So they turn on two different songs, my head got messed up.
JH:-changes song-
Me: - listening intently to long's side-
Me: -suddenly realise there's a really gay voice on JH's side-
Me: What's this?
JH: Jonas Brothers.
Me: WTFOMG *beep beep beep beep* - rips headphone out of ear -
JH: LOL

I'm allergic to Uber-gayness. I can't help it. Jonas brothers are just, 太加一了. I have no idea what gay is in chinese. And i don't know how jiayi's name is written. So it's add one.

Oh, an awesome poem.
"Gold is for the mistress - silver for the maid - copper for the craftsman cunning at his trade.”
“Good!” said the Baron, sitting in his hall, “But iron - cold iron - is master of them all.”

-Weil-

80s rewind

2009-04-28T06:59:00.000-07:00

Remember the 80's where everything was afro and disco and. peace duuuude. My family was looking through the pictures before me and my sisters were born. And we found black-white pictures. That's like, "holy shit I never knew we had any!" My dad looked damn gay back then. With the shiny clothes and all.

Second tooth extraction today. Doesn't hurt as bad as the last time. Probably because the dentist spammed the numb-thingy on me. It's damn cool when you hear the roots break off, It's damn loud.

I now know what it's like to eat metal.

-WEIL-

old discoveries

2009-04-26T06:25:00.001-07:00

awesome, found my primary school photo. you can see me, ongbear and the other ywl in there if you look hard enough. Found it on the class blog, which i forgot about. And I'm sure a lot of people from the class forgot about. Well, that's what happens to old people, they have trouble retrieving memories that are over 3 years old. Still remember when I was sec 1 i said last year in primary school, and now i have to say 3 years ago in primary school. Shit, i feel like salee and his obsession about getting too old now.

I realise that I suck at directions. I took 3 seconds figure out which was my right and which was my left. Dang. Oh, and I saw a certain two people while walking home from grocery shopping just now. I wonder who they are.

And yes, I am indeed addicted to Chuck Norris.
He can shoot down planes by pointing at them and saying 'bang'

-WEIL-

chuck norris could.

2009-04-22T06:16:00.000-07:00

Now, when you meet with a problem in life, ask yourself this: What Would Chuck Norris Do? WWCND. Well, first thing he would do is give a Roundhouse Kick. And kill whatever there is. But in the case of this picture up there? He would use it, like it was water. That's how hxc he is.

I have 4 blue teeth now, the separators are blue, hahaha. Shit, that means I'm exposed to radiation 24/7. Oh, and tooth extraction hurts, especially when it's that deep. Braces are gonna be awesome. Here i come, rainbow braces.

Ping pong show, awesome. Talks about equality, like racism. You should treat people badly to get up there in life. woops, gonna get kicked out of school for that.

-WEIL-

walk walk walk

2009-04-20T05:01:00.000-07:00

Hohoho, effing up your eyesight right? That's what the 2.4 run should be like. endless, so theres no end.

2.4 today, it was a really nice walk/run/walk. Ended up carrying Melvin at one point, damn funny lah.
(3rd round)
Melvin:Eh, piggyback.
Me: Huh?
Melvin:Carry me lah.
Me:why?
Melvin:Cos i don't feel like walking
Me:Ok lor.
(hops on)
Melvin: Oh F*ck! my balls!
Me: LOL.
(jump off)
Conversation when most of you saw Melvin jumping on me.

Then because of that i believe Gunslinger got pissed. So he yelled at us on our 5th round. To "HURRY UP AND TAKE OFF THE TAGS AND TAKE THE NUMBER TAGS." Laughed my ass off with melvin during the whole run, everyone was overtaking us lah. Apparently, both of us got cuts from that.

Putting my separators on tomorow, about time. But it also means that i have to complete my homework at home. since i can't do it before school. sian. History History Hitler History.

Li Junsheng is an unreasonable asshole, everyone in 3e5 knows that, even the slowest ones. like Hadi. For example, minipoh's uncle died, he went for his funeral. Then Li came and asked for the photos, and called his 'excuse' stupid. Let's see what happens when his dad dies and we tell him to come back to work.

I need to find a good book to read. Which reminds me, my library books are 2 months overdue. Shit.

-WEIL-

B3!!!

2009-04-17T20:23:00.000-07:00

You can't beat master chief, he shoots using dogs. HOTdogs.

I got my first B3 in maths this whole year! IN AMATHS! Now that I've said it, i feel stupid. it's my FIRST B3 in the year. But I didn't fail! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Getting my separators on tuesday, which means I'm going to school late on tuesday. Yay. With a massive toothache. but I'm still going to school late! Then i'll get my braces on an exam day, and bite your face off! omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomn.

Someone please tell me what I can do when I have nothing to do.

-WEIL-

truth behind lies behind truths

2009-04-16T07:27:00.000-07:00

See? stare at it for like 10 secs and look away and blink like how you would try to make it look like you're a sissy idiot. JESUS IS REAL! fool.

Bryan say's he's gonna be in the council committee. Which means he's gonna become my enemy. Or my spy. Either way's he's in trouble. Everyone hates councilors, don't you agree? Councilors can go screw yourself now.

Being a councilor means you're gonna have to stand on the stage. and shout. THE PLEDGE! and continue doing the pledge in a whisper. then stand in a line, behind and beside the classes, then saying. hurry up hurry up. then we get to the grass patch. and you'll go, don't step on the grass, don't step on the grass. Mr thana will scold you. Mr thana is a bald bodoh which needs grass for hair lah. Then what happens? You get priority for everything, even when you slack. Nobody likes you, especially when you say, put on your nametag. then continue on to stalk us. Then at cheer competitions, you use music, not cheers. Then you make up some stupid high school musical dance. Which is REALLY gay. At a CHEER competition. Oh, and you do what your sec 1s ask you to do.

So, do YOU want to end up like that? Of course not. That's why. We want YOU. in the army, blowing your ass off with a grenade. and not getting raped in the toilet while trying to pick up some soap of course.

this is a direct attack to you stupid councilors. Be hurt, and cry. like. Boowho.

-WEIL-

happy birthday sonnyboy

2009-04-12T07:33:00.001-07:00

You're one year older now. You're all grown up! like going from Superman to King Kong! still big at heart.
THIS IS THE MOON I SAW LAST NIGHT. because technically, all the moons you see are the same moon. :D i didn't have a proper camera to take a good picture.

Erm, sonnyboy refers to jiunhon. By the Way.

-dad that is younger than son-
-which is actually impossible-

what has science done?

2009-04-12T06:55:00.000-07:00

Trust me. I'm hating science progressively. Hating it. I think. I'll go to poetry. Because it's gay cool. You know how much it would suck if nobody dies? You don't? I'll explain it.

If nobody dies, There would be a serious case of overpopulation.
Sure, nobody wants to cry because their loved one died.
But WHO would want to live in a planet that is filled to neck height with SHIT(Feces) because no one died and there's a millennium worth of dung to get rid off with limited planet space. HUH?
That, or rubbish. but still, drowning in shit would be worse right? DROWNING IN SHIT!

So if anyone close to you dies, don't cry. They're just doing their part to ensure that you don't drown in shit.

-WEIL-

uncontaminated post.

2009-04-11T06:48:00.000-07:00

Yes, it's my new pencilcase. it's big, and made of duct tape. Jealous? i bet you are!(shut up monkeyman) It takes one day of planning, one day of buying the stuff and one hour to make. quite simple. Quite fun.

I'm gonna make birthday presents out of duct tape soon, so congratulations to the next birthday person. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. no, not you jiunhon, yours is tomorrow, which is too fast. I want a pie for my birthday cake. I mean birthday pie. With a sign Pi on the top made of blueberry.

Ever wondered what the Texas Chainsaw Massacre would be like without the chainsaw?

-WEIL-

picture day

2009-04-11T06:40:00.000-07:00

She looks better this way doesn't she? Mouth is drawn super big. You know why. hehehe. And it's half assed, obviously. I can't do good work with her face. Too much effort.
Amazing isn't it. The person's artistic talents are wasted on this. At least the artist got the mouth right. big. gigantic. ugly. For some reason, my hatred for Dolly came out late. But it's still out. Just gotta wait for my sister to be done with her laptop and i can get nicer pictures out.

oh yeah, here's the artist's URL.

Gonna post another post. This one is contaminated.

-I'm not gonna use my name here. it's contaminated-

P.S. If you're reading this, Mrs Principal. Hi.

Weil's disease

2009-04-10T00:49:00.000-07:00

Apparently, people from the Geylang Serai rojak store food poisoning thing can get hit by my disease. Since, it's probably caused by rats. Awesome, I kill people. Dude that found this virus is called Adolf Weil. So what am I, German or Irish?

Good Friday, Rainy Day. So Rainy Day = Good day. Well, G'day mates. There's a serial weil's stuff stealer around. My duct tape is missing as well. Look out you stealer, I will catch you and (any type of torture/punishment here) you.

Remember people, too much contact with me = liver failure.
Let me Google that for you.
Weil's disease.

-disease-

bob the knife, bob the buddy.

2009-04-09T04:27:00.000-07:00

The worst thing has happened. I lost Bob. Yes, Bob. The Knife. My friend who has never failed me before. My handiest tool who never gave up. Who Helped me with all my manual work. And It all happened because. I Forgot to zip my bag. I Have lost a good comrade. I will remember you. Bob.

-not-so-happy-WEIL-

pencil case come to meeee

2009-04-08T07:02:00.000-07:00

Putting the YO back into TOYOTA. well done borneo motors. Rich company, cannot afford to repair their lights. At least it lets people get a good laugh out of it. Good business strategy, Happy Customer = Happy Salesperson = more sales. That's Singaporean planning for you.

Whoa, Good advertisement. The one about with the guy called david with his snoring and farting. And to think it's touching, I thought it was some stupid ad at the beginning. Still, wow.

It's those little imperfections in people that make them perfect.

-WEIL-

Added: Awesome, i posted this on the slag blog instead, on accident though. Cool stuff.

dividing by zero. again.

2009-04-07T07:44:00.000-07:00

Yes, dividing by zero gives you infinity. That's Repeating things over. That's Repeating things over. That's why calculators don't allow you to divide by Zero, because Shit happens when you do that. And you fail your tests.

I've learnt my lesson, never use Sony Ericsson if you don't want your phone to hang. And lag, and restart. And hang. It can do multiple kills for your conversations. And SJI people are really, really. Childish. They gather in CCs and play handphone games and swear at each other across the table. I repeat. Handphone Games.

Well, I'm going to sleep. With that lizard that is sticking on my wall.

-WEIL-

Weile Waile - The Dubliners

2009-04-05T03:16:00.001-07:00

Weile Weile Waile

There was an old woman and she lived in the woods, weile weile waile,
There was an old woman and she lived in the woods, down by the river Saile.

She had a baby three months old, weile weile waile,
She had a baby three months old, down by the river Saile.

She had a pen knife long and sharp, weile weile waile,
She had a pen knife long and sharp, down by the river Saile.

She stuck the pen knife in the babys heart, weile weile waile,
She stuck the pen knife in the babys heart, down by the river Saile.

There were three loud knocks come a'knockin on the door, weile weile waile,
There were three loud knocks come a'knockin on the door, down by the river Saile.

There were two policemen and a special-branchman, weile weile waile,
There were two policemen and a special-branchman, down by the river Saile.

They put a rope around her neck, weile weile waile,
They put a rope around her neck, down by the river Saile.

They pulled the rope and she got hung, weile weile waile,
They pulled the rope and she got hung, down by the river Saile.

And that was the end of the woman in the woods, weile weile waile,
And that was the end of the baby too, down by the river Saile.

http://goireland.about.com/od/irishtradandfolkmusic/qt/irishfolkweile.htm

that's the source. I'm a sourceful guy, no?
They just keep singing my name.

Oh, don't blame me if you get nightmares.

-WEIL-

listen or GTFO

2009-04-05T02:25:00.000-07:00

Yeap, The new age grenade. The stink bomb of the future. The king of all stinkings. It's Dah SHIT! I'm bored. too bad. You would rather this than any other shit-related posters I've seen, trust me.

I feel like ranting about Skinny Jeans for today. So bear with it or GTFO. Rant start. BD
You know every single time you go out, there's always ONE disgusting person that you walk past that's wearing skinnies. You feel like shouting to him/her/in between/uncertain/none that they should just rip off the skinnies and take a walk in their skinnies. (Pun intended) Then you realise that it would be a worser sight. So we should just stop people from wearing skinnies altogether. Give the people you know some friendly advice. Tell them : Do you want your legs to look like ham? Do you want your gnads to suffocate in that tight space? Do you want to look gay THAT BADLY? If not, Boycott SKINNIES! Only idiots would continue wearing skinnies. rant end.

That's about the longest paragraph I have in my blog. Oh, and don't try eating anything that looks brown, smells bad, looks like something that had been digested before. And reminds you of shit. Because it probably is.

Yes this post is full of shit isn't it?

-WEIL-

40th post

2009-04-04T01:47:00.000-07:00

We look awfully good together in that photo. So in commemoration of my 40th post. Me and My two Wives. awesome picture. Thank you yingjie for being camerawoman of my gay wedding. hahahaha.

Now, I believe I started a blog because I was bored. Well. Now I'm bored, and i can't start another blog. Can I? Well, chinese tuition. damn.

-WEIL-

maintaining the standard

2009-04-03T20:32:00.000-07:00

Yea, we got silver. so what? At least it's shiny. We kept the standard even though i really wanted that gold. And I wanted to boast to ks... At least we didn't lower it. heh.

Party after results, enjoyed it i guess. I felt like sleeping through the whole thing lol. 12 pizzas for 11 people. and i couldn't finish it all. i feel so failed. GAH. and i missed pokemon this morning. damn.damn.damn.

I may be a little disappointed. I don't know. And we had to lend our blazers to the choir people. The person bing lent mine to left before we took down his name. goodbye blazer. I think it might get boring during this mid year break. Who's up for outings?

-WEIL-

Heil Hipler

2009-04-02T07:37:00.000-07:00

Yea, once you see this, run. Hitler now haz lazer. And he's charging it. Scary shit. And yea. You're pretty much F*cked.

Syf tomorow, everyone's writing messages of encouragement. Well, I'm gonna say one thing. If we get a silver, at least it's shiny. Unlike bronze, which is an alloy. Ha. Ha. Ha. Skipping the boring lessons tomorow. Gonna be so fun.

Party at the Korean's House! Condo fun. CONDO. there is NO. M. ok?

Why Fear them that cannot touch you.
When those that can do the most harm is the people closest to you?
Lesson learnt : Never trust family.

-WILE-

that annoying little smirk

2009-04-01T06:05:00.000-07:00

hmmm, i don't feel like posting a picture today. Procrastination, the most frequently used word that still holds so much power.

April Fool's is no fools day. You need to get people to fall for your pranks. which isn't fun. So, it's gonna be Perma-Fool's day. And my prank was ruined by the rise and shine program. Bloody Dong.

Well, mom's show on channel 8. I find it stupid. woops.

Swearing is foolish. What do you have to swear by?

-WEIL-

doing my part

2009-03-31T08:02:00.000-07:00

Here, just doing my part for those losers out there that can't do anything but cut themselves and think they're really really unfortunate. Even more unfortunate than those kids suffering in Africa. Yea, It's down the road, Not across the street kids.

You know, I realized that almost everyone, that's younger than my batch. Is puny. Like, "I'm sitting down and I'm still taller than you!" puny. I'm sure most people agree. Except those that I'm talking about.

Also, I realized that, in every group of friends. There's bound to be ONE person. At least. That nobody actually really likes from the beginning. But they decide to keep the person in their group so that they can laugh at him/her. And eventually, they decide to stop being mean and let him/her join in the group. Sadly, the case isn't so for orange.

Then, just in case you guys didn't know. In every date, there should be 3 people. First there's the guy, then there's the girl. Then there's the third person whose sole purpose there is because he was invited. Just so that it doesn't look like a date, but an outing.

Yes, this post is dedicated to advice because I have nothing to talk about. Other than the 7am lessons on Wednesdays. That means, the group of us will be standing on the second floor singing majulah singapura. And enjoying the aircon. yay for us special students.

What goes around comes around
What goes up must come down
Anything you do has consequences
So why the hell bother trying to change it?

-WEIL-

Ka Ka Ka Koong

2009-03-30T07:35:00.000-07:00

You see, even the plane says you can do it, so you can. Another helpful message from the Red vs Blue community. So much more inspiring than that bloody sheep. With her," You want to go for 'O' levels? Dream On!" speech.

I think I'll work hard, set up a company, then I'll become a crime fighting, suit wearing, web-slinging, laser firing, sword throwing, fire breathing, superhero that travels at the speed of light. With X-Ray vision. Then I'll get paid for saving the world. Yea. That's gonna be awesome.

Or I'll be some rock star. In a really rad band. and go on world tours. Then I'll travel the world and I'll see all the places that this piece of dying rock has to offer. Maybe, I'll be an inventor and make a machine. That reverses the planet. To the time where there's no such thing as Global Warming/Freezing. Then I'll be known as Savior of the modern World. Or FrenchCurveMan.

So many aspirations. It'll suck when you realize that you're stuck in an office job. With a pay of $1500 a month. With a boss with an attitude and ugly face. But seriously, nobody EVER aspires to be a clerk. Maybe a toilet cleaner, but not a clerk. I pity those desk bound zombies.

We were given two ears, one to listen to reason, the other to listen to trash.
Sadly, we use them mostly for the latter.
And it comes out through the mouth.

-WEIL-

when in doubt

2009-03-29T08:00:00.000-07:00

When in doubt, head left. at least that's what the picture's trying to say. It's like life. When you meet a fork, and you have to make a choice. Use Minnie-mynnie-mo. Then you made a choice without problems. I should be a philosopher. And i should have a stone. a red one. that makes bald people have faces on their backs.

West Winds concert today. We got completely owned. Went for dinner to celebrate CChan's birthday two days early. It also happens to be cheryl hay's birthday today, and melanie's birthday is the same as cchan's. and my mom's. Such a coincidence.

We saw Jaslyn Melanie and Cheryl at pizza hut, me and korean decided to... stop and stareeeee. They only noticed us after we waited for about 5minutes and salee called melanie which she rejected. Salee be owned. or pwned.

Incredible Tales. Chicken ghost. so scary it's hilarious. The guy's freaking out cos there's a chicken stalking him. funny shit. Oh, which reminds me. I don't like temples, cos i'm too tall and i get owned by the smoke whenever someone walks past me with incense raised up to my eye level.

If you can't beat them, Join them
If you can't join them, Beat it.
Makes you think of a certain michael jackson song.

-WEIL-

pokemon: Argon version

2009-03-27T07:53:00.000-07:00

Now, I realized that this picture is everywhere. other than my blog. and it's my work. so I have to have it in here somewhere. and I ran out of pictures to use. But seriously, isn't the picture beautiful? The PICTURE, not the 'model'.

So, me and bloo were on the bus, then we started talking pokemon, don't ask me how. So we went, "what do you think's gonna come after platinum?" so I go "I dunno, maybe Argon, or Lawrencium. Damn, that is heavy" or something like that.

Well, anyways. people owe me money. Bing being the one with the most. ~$30. yes, that is alot. I have plans to finish. And to finish them i need money, so i now have my source of funding. awesome.

Screen printing's cool, I should start doing it. Then I can sell the shirts and make money. Boom baby. It'll be my second source of income!

Monkey had to witness for Philip Yeo, after 2 years. How interesting. They probably held him back 'cos he was too heavy to load onto court. He was in Chess Club. Shit man.

Oh yeah, remember. When you call for backup, make sure there's actually some backup.
A lesson from a fight. not mine of course, I don't need backup. 8D

-WEIL-

mimi and me

2009-03-26T06:57:00.000-07:00

My latest addiction. paper cranes. Or in this case, plastic cranes. since people like giving me these stupid flyers. and thanks to chelvin, i know how to fold cranes. this is awesome. as awesome as monkey is hairy.

I think 3e5 should learn sign language. that way. We'll talk in class, and no one will know that we're talking. so we have this mass convo, and the teachers will think we're dancing. then mrs ho will shout STOP MOVING! hahahahahahaha. awesome shit.

Wasted 3 hours at T3 yesterday, 11pm-2am. sending my sister off to europe. It's the least i could do. (lol at this) Since i'm gonna get my own room for 4 months. I can leave my drumset out! yay room. gay room.

The first Subway Massacre session will be in my house. Awesome stuff.

Hurricane.

-WEIL-

amaths bmaths cmaths

2009-03-25T08:03:00.000-07:00

No pictures today, blogger decided not to cooperate as well. Today is NOT my day. Bad luck all the way man.

First of all, The principal decided to pay a visit. now I'm 100% sure, she's an ARSE. She just called us to the class and started lecturing and lecturing and lecturing. I'm not sure how she became a principal in the first place.

Then I remembered that i had to go meet Mr pooh after school, when we had SSP, and band. so i ended up getting homework. hooray homework. I already did some. I'll skip the rest of the day, it's the normal trouble. Along with some monkey trouble. Then Li goes and keeps us back till 1420. when we had SSP, at least mrs Lim has some compassion. and reason. Is it REALLY our fault that teachers cannot take care of admin problems effectively?

I'm not gonna rant anymore since people will just go straight down, see that there's nothing interesting and skip this post. so here's to all you idiots out there.

DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES?
yea we like waffles
DO YOU LIKE PANCAKES?
yea we like pancakes
DO YOU LIKE FRENCH TOAST?
yea we like french toast.
DOO DOO DOO DOO CAN'T WAIT TO GET A MOUTHFUL!

-WEIL-

Hi! I'm ....

2009-03-23T06:48:00.000-07:00

Yea, this was stuck on EERHERM's back for about 1 hr before he/she realized it. Identity is gonna be a secret since he/she doesn't want me to reveal it. It's going onto the Slag blog too. Don't worry.

My seat in Emaths has been changed. Now i sit in front, and I block everyone's view. The words are damn big when you're sitting in front. so are the actions made by poh. Lessons gonna be boring tomorrow, and physics was amazingly funny. With all the shit going on. Literally.

After school, after the usual "teh-beng" session, went to catch 105 after i saw youliang at the bus stop. Apparently, i became a lightbulb. Because there was youliang and. Margorat. Yes, you will never be able to tell who that is. I was tring to get them to sit together, youliang likes making girls stand.

Ripping off bryan's blog, which was ripped off somewhere else.
That was a rhetorical question, and the answer is my fist.

-WEIL-

Rest and Rela...wha?

2009-03-22T07:51:00.000-07:00

No pictures today guys, i'm on a laptop this time. stupid pieces of metal that spoil when dropped. Yea, i don't like laptops, they're cancer-plates. Unlike cancer-sticks they give you cancer through radiation. Bah humbug.

Sale came over just now, tried to do amaths, failed terribly. ended up playing FF:Dissidia on the PSP, and getting owned by NPCs. I need a translator programme for that game. I ain't japanese. I need a new memory card too, current one has too little memory.

Just celebrated my mom's birthday early, by a week. So I didn't get her a present. And I didn't know there was a party. Awesome stuff. Had some really interesting food, like. Pear, in red wine, with ice cream. For desert. hmmm. Desert? or dessert? I dunno.

I'm attempting to make a chain outta soda can tabs. So if you got one and see me, give it to me. Yea, i'm advertising. For myself. I'll take a picture of it once it reaches it's tenth link. Oh, and if you come to my blog. you should tag. Yes, ESTHER HOON I'm talking to you. you stalker.

UPDATE: Beeswax, just found out that tuesday are gonna be uber boring. So much for new timetables. Thank you sooo much Mr poh.

Remember kids, it's down the street and not across the road.

-WEIL-

V&V

2009-03-19T07:00:00.001-07:00

Engineering. It makes you create stuff like this in attempts to get students. Why don't you join?
Went to SP today, asked my sister what was good to eat. Ended up having buffet, awesome stuff.

Won't talk about what happened at SP, other than me getting grouped up with hong ye and messing up the assembly. And the place being uber-cold. And their coffee is pink, and cold. I'm reffering to the brown thing. Not the Trung Nguyen Cafe. THEIR COFFEE IS AWESOME! Immediate sugar rush.

And I've decided. I'm gonna abstain from Violence and Vulgarities. But don't piss me off, since it'll all come out at once. If I raise a fist remind me to stop. Because I'm gonna be a nice person.

Yesterday's good, it gives you memories.
Today's great, it's why you're living.
Tomorrow's the best, you don't know what's gonna happen.
So get lost, you farseers.

-WEIL-

woops

2009-03-18T07:12:00.000-07:00

Well, since everyone's all emo and stuff. I'm gonna say this. Life get's really effed up(no vulgarities, this is MY blog) but look on the bright side, you're not in some pit getting gnawed at by some fire ants.

I think I get pissed too easily nowadays. Just yesterday I got into a quarrel with my parents. Mom won, obviously, I can't put up a good quarrel in chinese. So now i have to study. Because I promised too many people that I would. and I shouldn't break promises.

I'm wondering if people are scared of me. ah-jie said Xin Ling's scared of me. W T F! He's older than me. And I did a quiz, and it says I'm a scary type of person. I want my answers man.

Amazingly, I decided to get down to doing acelearning homework. Really half-assed cos I'm in a not-so-happy mood now. Same with my tuition homework. Not very good news. But at least I did something. Sheesh, holidays without holidays. Makes a lot of sense.

You gotta live everyday like it's the last,
Otherwise you're gonna regret it. A lot.

-WEIL-

King of the Monk keys

2009-03-16T06:52:00.000-07:00

The similarities? Uncanny. He requested the change of the name of the link as well. Monkey King to Monkey "God". Monkeys and their requests.

Went out to catch Dragonball with Monkey, Korean, Sheng, and BBC. I think it's supposed to be a Comedy, not an action movie. I was LOL-ing at the fighting scenes. Damn rubbish lah. like. KAME. HAME. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. then a blue ball comes out, and goku flies with it.

Oh yeah, I only brought my hoodie, so I ended up wearing it to cover my school u, I got into the arcade. The funny thing is, after Monkey played the basketball game, and Korean and I wanted to play Outrun, the whole row of machines got a blackout. I think it has something to do with Monkey. Since the same thing happened at Bishan.

Oral today was boring. I was the 4th person in chinese, 2nd last in English. Damn boring. I even learnt how to fold a paper crane from Chelvin. Awesome stuff. I can do origami. And I realised that my holidays have no holidays. I still have to go back to school everyday. I'm still going WTF from that.

The cup's half full,
The cup's half empty.
Both ways, the water level is at the halfway mark.

-WEIL-

moral fibre

2009-03-15T07:17:00.000-07:00

Saw this in the Plaza Sing toilet. IS THIS WHAT THEY WANT THEIR LITTLE KIDS TO SEE! Seriously, the people nowadays are lacking moral fibre. I censored the numbers and names just in case any of you wanted to sms them.

Realised I've been going out with korean alot, that's really costly. Bloody rich people. But the good thing is that he always treats me to the arcade. Which is a kinda decent trade. Some noob was hogging the PS3 at Comics Connection. Damn noobs.

Bloo and Salee at Chingmay's party. At sentosa. I'm a little bit jealous. And at dinner, Drama scene. Won't say much about it since it's offensive to some people.

My parents are dissing me on my educational choices. Again. When I said i might want to work hard and go to JC, they went, you should go to poly, JC's for people that are going into Uni. Damn. Why do Asian parents have to be so strict.

If our lives were like the Matrix, never use a PC to run it.
It would lag SO bad.

-boredom kills-

Hadouken? SHORYUKEN!

2009-03-14T09:56:00.000-07:00

Would really love this shirt. Especially for my birthday. *AHEM6/9AHEM* You can order this online, as well as other awesome stuff at Penny-Arcade. Yea, you gotta ship it though. I'll love you to death. Erm, maybe not.

The morning today was boring. No band, no life. I feel like some CCA addict. Shit.
Luckily, someone else was free and bored, yea it was korean. I think he's gonna be my newest boredom partner. Went and 'crashed' Longbird's DATE. Ended up catching Race to witch mountain with korean, Jinks, Huihi. Then Amos and Kua came late.

Race to Witch Mountain. Catch it if you're the type that like Jonas Brother's movies, simply 'cos it's Disney. I think I may have wasted my money. It's kinda average, watch it if you have too much money. Oh yeah, saw the Jonas Bro's 3D ad. Gay. Shit.

After that went to Novotel. I was wearing my "I'm Mean Because you're stupid" shirt. People started staring. Amazingly, i remembered that i had my hoodie in my bag. So i pulled it out and wore it. Staring problem solved. Pfft, posh hotels and their dress senses. Celebrating my Aunt's 50th birthday, people are getting old. Oh yeah, drank coffee with 2 packs of sugar and 1 cup of milk. No sleep for me tonight.

Time can be a B*tch, So be it's master and keep it leashed.

-Time to rest-

alien vs predator

2009-03-13T06:58:00.000-07:00

Well, I totally agree with the poster. And this post has nothing to do with aliens nor predators. Too bad, I just felt like using it.

Watching Most Evil now, very interesting. Psychotic killers, even more. I plan on sleeping in the living room tonight, great weather. And I'm too lazy to keep my drum set in the room anyways.

Short post today, I'm tired. Oh yeah, it's the holidays now. But I have NO plans. At all. So, hooray for me. Yay.

Sanity is like virginity, Once you lose it you can never get it back.
That really makes sense.

-Pwnzord-

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2009-03-12T07:20:00.001-07:00

This is the origin of spam. Fear it. One day, spammers will get this all over their clothes. I think it'll be kinda expensive though.

Got shot at 3 times today. Mrs Ho, Mr Poh and VP. awesome stuff. 3e5 is amazing. We made Mrs Ho angry, screaming mad. Turns out, she's an ex-DM. Scary shit. did Emaths homework in Amaths book. I thought I didn't do. Then I ended up sabo-ing myself. What a way to get owned.

I'm starting a new paragraph because the VP visit was the most amazing thing. Korean went in first, then Jiunny. that took 1 hour. Apparently, the VP was using English to talk to us. then when melvin and I went in, the funniest thing happened. Here's the conversation.

VP: So what did you get for your PSLE?
Mel: 245
VP: OoO!!!
Mel: OoO!!!
ME: OoO!!!

yea, exactly that face. Damn interesting. then he asked Melvin how many As he got.

VP: Melvin, how many As did you get for the tests?
Mel: Around 2 lah, not sure.
VP: Then what about you?
ME: none.
VP: OoO!!!
Mel: o.O

Uh huh, they didn't believe it. Oh yeah, the office kinda nice. Have armchair and aircon. That guy sure lives it up. Oh yeah, he got some chocolates. Said he was too fat to eat anymore. Really interesting. And he can resume a conversation as though nothing happened. Awesome stuff.
Maybe I'll work next term. Since there's nothing to do other than pranks.

After that went to Melvin's house. Along with Bloo, TigreNoir and Shi Ling. I'll think up a name for her. Someday. He was in pajamas. At 4 in the afternoon. Amazing. Left at 7, after i figured out how to play dance dance on the bass. I rock.

I think I'll sleep now. Jiunny is starting a Dragonball fever on MSN. Weird things happen all the time with the e1 gang. I like that.

-Because I Can-

Won't it be great...

2009-03-11T07:49:00.000-07:00

Won't it be great if nobody had to keep secrets?
Won't it be great if people were able to show some humility?
Won't it be great if nobody needs to resort to violence to get what they want?
Won't it be great if humans need not die of sickness?
Won't it be great if friends never had to leave?
Won't it be great if terrorism was a lie?
Won't it be great if everything got along?
Won't it be great if "not enough" is a rare word?
Won't it be great if everyone could laugh till they cried?
Won't it be great if everybody had a shoulder to lean on?
Won't it be great if nothing went wrong for just ONE day?
Won't it be great if global warming was never a reality?
Won't it be great if school is a place where you can have fun?
Won't it be great if no one took jokes seriously?
Won't it be great if getting what you want is something that happens all the time?
Won't it be great if there was nothing to complain about?
Won't it be great if there was no such thing as 'suicide'?
Won't it be great if I stopped asking myself questions?

-Because I Am-

keep smiling

2009-03-10T07:09:00.000-07:00

Yea, someone is watching you while you're in the Handicapped toilet. It was the only cubicle left open and with toilet paper. I was desperate. Sorry, One-legged dude.

I made a phone pouch with just duct tape and boredom. I am AWESOME. I need some really permanent ink. The ink I'm using is getting rubbed off. oh yeah, Van Helsing is on Channel 5. Watched it thrice already. Still find it ridiculous.

Levi's Gives you $20 for your old tee. I liked it better when it was $50 for your jeans. I missed it. I think I'm gonna eat breakfast from now on. In class of course. Sister and Parents going overseas. I'm stuck in Singapore doing my exams. Awesome.

Dad just asked me to play some Chinese chess. I'm about to go sleep. Always with the lousy times. Well I'm done. Oh yeah, no color highlights today. I'm procrastinating.

-Because I want to-

messing with the mind

2009-03-09T06:57:00.000-07:00

I see a face here. Salee says he sees 3 dewgongs. Fly says she sees 2 chipmunks and a bridge. What does this say? Salee is REALLY childish. What's with pokemon nowadays? Oh yeah, I want to be a psychologist when i grow up. Sounds cool.

You know, i never really understood how I'm a magnet for injuries. It's only been a week, and i sprained another finger. and it's the index finger. maybe it's counting down, like. Thumb, Index, Middle, Ring, Pinky. To the end of the world! How exciting. Definitely something to write a story about. Can't form a fist with my right arm now, you guys are safe.

I need bones of Titanium, otherwise I'm gonna die. Teachers getting more and more annoying nowadays, and lessons more and more boring. Don't you agree? Oh yeah, got back my English, Emaths, Hist and Physics today. Only failed physics. I'm amazing. So what's my L1R5? Not gonna bother counting. It's probably >29.

Went to get the Long sleeve shirts with ah-da and sina just now. had to pay for the shirts. Cos someone needed to buy something and ended up not buying. Oh yeah, MK's joining the trexi design competition. Paper arrow as well. maybe i should go. But I'm not an art student. Shouldn't tresspass on their competition.

So what do you think it's gonna feel like when the hell you're in, freezes over?
Cold. Really Cold.

-Because I want to-

Movers moving Movers

2009-03-08T07:27:00.000-07:00

In World War 3, Domo-kun will rule the world. The roads will be flooded with a sea of brown. No, not shit water. Domos. And Adolf Hitmo will rule. RAOR. ok, I'm bored. And I realised I'm blogging because there's no one to talk to.

Church was normal, went to get tau huay. Oily food is oily. Went to PS since there's no one to go out with from church. Tried looking for horn strings, dude at the counter sayed they didn't have any, check spotlight. I gave the wtf look. Awesome.

Went to catch Push after Korean decided to treat Sam. So just the 3 of us. How gay. Awesome show, 'specially when the villains killed themselves. Retards. Mom just came to check the volumes on my earphones. She told me I'll go deaf.If that happens, then I'll have to use sign language. Awesome.

Roll with the punches
Because you know that it’s inevitable
Soon to be unforgettable, yet, totally unpredictable.

-Because I want to-

Gentlemen to Kids

2009-03-07T05:33:00.000-08:00

Yea, so kids are gentlemen now. Saw this at Nan Chiau High today at the exchange. Awesome stuff. No wonder the boys are confused, this is the image of gentlemanly-ness.

Heard from Sam that Fmylife.com got on the radio. Awesome. Started listening to Arctic Monkeys. Next thing you know, I'm into Indie. Damn. But they're good I guess. At least the drummer is.

I'm never gonna go for another band exchange at NCS anymore man. It's as cold as hell frozen over. Oh and Message from Bloo. "3rd Death in NTU. Something doesn't seem right." looks like I'm not the only paranoid one. There must be some murderer out there. Or people at NTU find that killing themselves is fun. Their parents put them into University to secure a future, not to end it.

Icing on the cake. Sounds fun. Next person's birthday, I'm gonna shove a cake in his/her face. But damn, I'm broke.

You have no right to sell your soul to the Devil.
It belongs to someone else.

-yourking-

Fortissimo

2009-03-06T06:48:00.000-08:00

Yea, I found out today that i suck at the piano as well. i only got 2 bars after trying for 15 mins. bloody hell. I'm so sticking to my drums man. BUT I REALLY WANNA PLAY COME SAIL AWAY.
*sadface*

Well, Poh decided to flash my log during Emaths today, awesome stuff. People laughed. But I think that it was more AT me than WITH me. That's it, no more logs. Maybe I'll study, and then people will laugh at me being too much of a genius.

Band Exchange tomorrow. I don't really know what to think about it, other than maybe, THE 8 SCHOOLS' WORTH OF TUBAS. Yea, if all the schools have 4 tubists, that's 32. Yea, i can count.
Tomorow will be really interesting. Maybe I won't go for the slag breakfast. Cos it's so friggin late.

I'm getting really bored nowadays. There's nothing entertaining in school. Really. Boring. I still think 2e1 was better. Not used to 3e5 yet. Since I only hang out with the 2e1 guys. I hope that one day, I'll wake up and realise it's all a dream. a REALLY boring dream.

Maybe I'll screw around with the world in my head. Maybe I should screw around with the world. Maybe I should stop using Maybe. Time to use an I Will.

What happens when a monster meets another monster?

-yourking-

math & me

2009-03-05T06:00:00.000-08:00

As you can see, we don't mix. Not well at all. Yea, that's the log that i drew for the Logarithms paper. Maybe you heard of it, maybe not. But if you didn't, you did now. This is what happens when Amaths meets me. Fear me you Additional shit.

Just now Emaths, I think I'll be one of the few to fail. WHO CARES. weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Salee wants to give me tuition on friday. Amaths amaths amaths. Damnations. Numbers everywhere. Next thing you know, you get high whenever you do maths problems and strike weird (but strangely hilarious) poses when you write down one step. Like a math teacher that I know.

Oh yeah, OngCock is turning into a mini Mr Poh. And Mr Poh is training him. Wonderful. You're gonna see receding hairlines and coffee stains on his work and head.

Test Results so far:
Chem - (33.5/55) B4
China - (21/50) E8
Amth - (8/28) F9

Yea. F9. Awesome stuff.

OH SHIIII. I realised i've been talking about maths for too long. too much about studies as well. Actually there's nothing much to talk about anymore. Other than my latest new discoveries. A website that makes you feel really good about yourself. F**kMyLife.com People in there get owned so badly, you feel that you failing english isn't so bad after all.

Let Me Google That For You.
www.lmgtfy.com/?q=Fmylife

There's no use getting depressed over something that is useless in the real life.
So just keep walking, and make sure you wake up anyone that's asleep on the road.

-yourking-

I'm sailing awaaaaaaay

2009-03-04T06:05:00.000-08:00

Yea, i just became a fan of the STYX, well, the one from the last century at least. I'm gonna learn how to play the piano just so that i can play Come Sail Away. Imagine me playing the piano. Scary stuff.

Well, Physics test today, used B for all the MCQ questions. Couldn't understand the open-ended though, So I put in whatever I thought would get me at least 1/2 a mark. Hey, at least I'm not getting a 0, at least 1/5 of the MCQ question will be correct.

I realize that eating ice cream with Monkey can make you gay. Awesome shit. He tried to demonstrate his ice-cream fighting style on Keina and ended up getting Keina's shirt dirty. I shouldn't drink jolly shandy anymore. It's $1.10 for a bottle of 0.5% booze. that. really. sucks.

Watchmen's out. But it's M18. DAMNATIONS. Oh yeah, notice that in every Bond movie, there's one bad woman and one good woman? And they both die at the end of the movie? Yea, maybe one day there'll be one bad woman, and one good GUY. Then they both die, that would be AWESOME.

Once you think about it, you realise that Life's kinda boring until someone throws a wench into it.

-yourking-

Chip & Chip

2009-03-03T04:08:00.000-08:00

Hey, who else has trouble differentiating between Chip & Dale? Well, I got something to help you with. Dale's the one with hair sticking out and Chip's not. Dale has a red nose and chip has a black nose. Yes, now all of you owe me for this information.

In case any of you were wondering why I'm posting about Dale and Chip, it's cause a certain Johnny couldn't decide on what to give a certain someone for her birthday. 1.5 hours in PS, wonderful. and yea, I used 1.5 hours. I did suggest getting the Japanese girl uniform from Otaku House, now wouldn't it be funny when you see someone going to school in that?

Lately, I don't get the studying mood anymore. And I've been getting the same dream. How intriguing. Oh yeah, still getting owned by the teacher during Chinese, not as much as last time lah, I think. And remember kids, to play in Music Room 3 you need to book the room with a music/art teacher first. (So says Nguyen Tran Hung Long)

Oh yeah, yesterday, a really funny thing happened on the bus. Some guy was commenting on about Zhonghua students on the bus. So i started staring at him. Then I gave him my 'friendly' smile. I think I got him freaked out. I should do that more often.

I want my hair to grow longer. Quickly.
It's too short.

I don't know about you, but I laugh at life. Especially at it's face.

-yourking-

School's cool

2009-03-01T02:00:00.001-08:00

Bet you don't see anything wrong with the picture up there huh. That's cos it's spelled right. That's right, School's Cool. ShCool. seriously, why the hell not? This is what happens when they let English failures take up jobs with this much responsibility.

Anyways, tried out the Meatball Marinara(Subway) yesterday not bad at all. And never play the drums with a bandage on, it sucks, really sucks. Good thing is that today I managed to hog the drums for over 2 hours in church, I think I'm ready for my doubles now. =D

Oh yeah, the Merlion got hit by lightning, now it's got a black head and cracked bottom. Wonder what it mean's to Singapore's future? Even now the storms still here, maybe I shouldn't go out. I wouldn't like to get hit by lightning for being an unfilial son, now would I?

Skipping School's for Fools, School's Cool
~Pete Wentz
Sorry Pete, I think you're wrong.

-yourking-

to the extreme!

2009-02-28T05:05:00.000-08:00

Yea, i just became the fan of the least liked character in hitman reborn. SO WHAT? he rocks, to the extreme! hahaha. OTAKUS FTW!

Well, finally got to listening to Blink 182 by Blink 182. yes, it's a self titled album. Just found out that they changed their band symbol to one with 6 arrows, from the previous 5. nice.

Stole money from myself today, now i have money to pay for the double bass peddles, yay. One more step to my future career. Got a blister from drumming, interestingly, i never thought that possible.

Well, nothing much happened today actually, other than me getting my hair cut in some disgustingly short way. great. My wrist hurts now. yes, whole wrist. wonderfuuuuuuul. still remember dropping my tuba because of my thumb, bloody hell.

Don't tell me that it's over
I'm not used to the temptation

-yourking-

your mum

2009-02-27T05:58:00.000-08:00

Yes, this is stuck on my lift lobby. Which means no more smokers in my lift lobby anymore.Yay clean air. And yes, during a zombie invasion you won't see any of them there.

School today was wonderful, perfected my bandage tying skills during chem lesson. I noticed 3e5 likes to stare. and to those idiots who think i fractured my hand, I only sprained it, the bandage is there for show. yea, for show. And to skip detention.

Oh yeah, which reminds me that i was late for school today. Ended up giving thana my nametag, time to use dettol to wash it. or a new nametag. with the name LIM HAP EE. whoever really has that name must be really hapee.

The best thing that happened today, must be the post-dental appointment. After getting the X's went to mrt, then i decided to go back to school. Sam told me it would end at 530, i reached at 545 and they were just falling in. so i decided to fall in as well, then my attendence got taken.
LUCKY ME>.< yea i used a emoticon, how gay.

oh yeah, the your mum jokes are back in fashion. So, the classic, your mum so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scale i saw my handphone number! or, you mum so fat, when she tried to leave the house she had to use a passport!

They say failure is the mother of sucess.
Are you trying to say that my mum's a failure?

-yourking-

dividing by zero

2009-02-26T02:41:00.000-08:00

Dude, you know which side of fashion you wanna be on. Ninjas FTW! Pirates are only good at being elastic and firing snot.

Got my thumb whacked out. I think I'll go to a sinseh. Chinese tuition later, i'm gonna have so much fun trying to write. Discovery channel teaches you good stuff. Now i know that driver ants can eat you alive.

Sam found me a pair of doubles that cost 200. gooooood. it's in my budget. Splurging is a bad idea. Which reminds me, never buy 3 albums at one go, it costs way more than tickets to West Grand Boulevard.

Which reminds me, The Subway Massacre really needs a practice time. and i got myself a nice symbol for artwork. When you see a crown on the tables, That's me.

Oh yeah, Chem Q&A,
Q: What are the similarities between the 2 mixtures?
A: They are both mixtures.
Thank you for the support people.

-yourking-

work in progress

2009-02-25T05:39:00.000-08:00

Taking a walk down citylink, guess what i see? Must be ALOT of work being done there. it's probably still there though, i will forever remember this because it's taken the same day that i got my boken.

Now for the daily weather report.
Hot day, followed by heavy rain, followed by cool night. guess what present the rain left us? two bows! I think they're called rainbows because of that. Yes, if you looked into the sky you would have seen 2 big rainbows that the whole island should have seen.

I want to learn archery, and boxing, and judo, and kendo, and boxing.
yes, i put in boxing twice, cos one is boxing, and the other is boxing.

Britney on tv, took a glance. Not interesting enough. School's tomorrow, a few more weeks and school's out, for a week. Then it's more maths time. great.

Laughter is the cure to most illnesses, but you only laugh when someone get's injured.
Conclusion? Getting injured is the only way to cure people.

-yourking-

alternate ending

2009-02-24T04:26:00.000-08:00

Well, I gotta admit, I'm a geek. I bought the Vongola rings. There goes my street cred man.
At least my ring's glass piece didn't fall off like someone's did. (DEFINITELY NOT HONGYE)

Well, today was amazing I guess, even though I wish I could just knock my head and forget a whole lotta things at one go. Someone knock me out please. Regrets, one of the few things that you get when you realise you've been slacking off too much. And I realise I'm getting famous among the teachers in my class. Wondrous stuff.

Something to add on to the DOB. (Detention Obtaining Book)
Going up to the roof and pouring a pail of water on DC during assembly.

Trust me man, if you go to the SAM, look out for the boat with the golden dude on it, Surprises await.

Oh yeah, Check out www.leasticoulddo.com for awesome comics.

I need a crown
-yourking-

the problem with sachin

2009-02-21T06:33:00.000-08:00

Yea, you might have guessed, this post has nothing to do with sachin at all. And no, Sachin is not a lama. But i know a song that is~~~

Yea, irritating songs can sometimes become the best songs ever. 'specially if you're bored, and it's getting too quiet. And yes, always prepare to get trashed after you sing them. I realize how quickly i get hungry, my stomach was growling non-stop after 7 hours of no food, I'm weak. hahahahaha.

Fabian's house to my house, not a very short journey. I should remind me to stop going there. Amazingly, all the annoying kids at the playground got injured and went home, peace comes to those that wait. Yeap, and err. DDR is a stupid game. cos i say so. and whatever i say is true.

Interesting fact I found out from mom: Singapore is actually supposed to be 30 minutes behind Malaysia, we're just to lazy to change it.

Oh, and a quote by an amazing man,
Good Friends comfort a friend after he get's beaten up by life
GREAT Friends, beat up life before their friends get beaten up.
- Weils-

-yourking-

Wait For It....

2009-02-20T04:38:00.000-08:00

Yea, I'm soooooooooo getting this. just not this brand. yet. looks epic. hahahahahaha.

Well, anyways. i figured out that publicity does equal to more acquaintances. Like Don Teo for example. He's definitely made a wonderful friend of Melvin. And yea, note to self, don't let Melvin try punches on me again. Bruises end up bigger than 'THE VOID'

Darren can play She's my Winona, not gonna lose. I'm gonna take up the poser role again. hahahaha. Second note to self, Long is LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG. I'm bored.

Oh yeah, i think I'll start a notebook, on how to get detentions, in a unique way. My first way is obviously to do with Thana, pull off his wig and maybe throw it at DC if he's around. Then get ready some carbon paper.

A poem,
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I should really make
A pancake outta you.

That's right, say this to someone on the streets and you get hotcake breakfast. But i will take no blame for it.

-yourking-

Confessions of a bored doodler

2009-02-17T01:34:00.000-08:00

Yes yes, if you've checked well enough you should have have found out that there are shoop da whoop faces on tables. That was me, guilty of crime. I'll probably take a picture of one and post it up here one day.

Figures, turns out today was fire drill day, saved my behind during Chinese lesson, going straight to the point. Chinese or 30 mins in the hot sun in the field with no shelter. I rather the latter. People worry for my grades, I don't, i think it's kinda wrong, but I'm not gonna change. I think. Well, i guess my study life is as good as a pig sty right now but hey, at least i'm not dead. Like a certain teacher that i know...
I still don't understand why people wait for me when they really want to go somewhere else. It's kinda puzzling. It's quite a nice feeling i guess, but aren't they wasting their time?

Well anyways.Now i know where NOT to get a tattoo done. things to remember before getting a tattoo: Recon Research Recon. Yeap. RRR, add a B in front and you get cold.

Total Depends Day

2009-02-16T01:07:00.000-08:00

There really is kinda no point to having that alarm ringing at 1205 all the time. no one really cares to listen to the public announcements, and when they do, it's when they're daily radio is being interrupted or when you got a stroke and you can't change the radio channel. well, that's what i think.

Now, today is a reaaally sucky day. The humidity kills. i always thought mornings were supposed to be nice and cool, And yeah, it was cool. To a certain someone called (Reeeetard).
Too stupid to understand what hot is. hahaha.
Now, the slippers i made? failure. hahaha, yes i made slippers outta Duct tape for yingjie, ended up being 3 sizes too small. So much for DnT. hahahaha. which reminds me, Mr Ng is back. time for hell to break lose. can guess a few names that i'll see in detention with me, research is hell. Ideation and practical are the fun parts.

Now, onto the topic of the day:

Elderly, Pregnant Lady and Pedophile. This are probably the worlds that appear immediately in your mind once you see the new priority seat sign right? If not, then yes, now it will appear so. I've always been meaning to post about this, just didn't find the time to. Well, now i feel free enough to do it. Singapore should really think of some proper signs to use in the MRT man...

-yourking-

time for a BLINK

2009-02-13T23:01:00.000-08:00

Yes, you've heard rumors, you've heard gossips. But it's true. The greatest punk band in the history of history is back. IT'S BLINK 182 and they're getting back! and for those idiots that don't believe me. here's your proof. It's on the website, you can check.

No, I'm not lying.

-Yourking-

A little on the Half-empty side.

2009-02-13T05:42:00.000-08:00

Heeeeeeeey people,
This is a blog.
I'm sure you heard of it.
And this ain't a poem.
I'm just bored.
Yay me.
-yourking-